Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Well....

Listen blogosphere,
I stopped by here to catch up with what is out there about us and now I see that I need to seriously recalibrate the factual content of this blog for you all out in Blogovia, standby...

First of all, her family who where all in cahoots, sent us a RIGGED Scrabble game that has this invisible,to the naked eye, alphabet painted on the backs of the letter tiles, but she, Rachel, has a special psyop topsecret coating developed at the hush-hush military branch of the corp. that her mother works for, on her eyeglasses that allows her to see the invisible ink...she easily picked out full 6 and 7 letter words the whole game AAAAAAND...got ALL of the good letters...when my suspicions were aroused early in the game she chose a bunch of slag letters(antennae) to throw me off...I supsected something was amiss so I licked a piece of saran-wrap that I had colored red and green with dry erase markers..the combination of my saliva film and the 3D effect of the dry erase colors mixed with the optical quality of the saran wrap all united to duplicate the lense treatment on Rachel's specs...and I too could see these faint but obvious markings on the backs of the letter tiles in the draw bag...She, Rachel my amazingly clever and her deviously intricate sophisticated scrabble throneship will soon be unraveled at the next Mesopotamian International Scrabble Championships..MISC.

Next... her meds make her "loopy", interesting adjective she chose...I think BIZARRE would also fit in that slot, with the z on triple letter value...Lets just say that at between 1-3 A.M.( while we are sleeping) my wife now appears to VIGOROUSLY phantom sort laundry, wash a widow, fold origami, thread a sewing machine and thrash around like a FBT( full body tourette's) pirahna victim in our little twin bed that we have the luxury of sharing. I can't tell you if this is all medication induced because she did them prior to the thumb-loping, but not as frequently or as fervently...Let's just say these actions are med-enhanced/induced... She also says colorful things like, "exspresso snowflake...".."disco thunder-ball..."Anyway, we are both glad she is now drug free and I will continue to observe her nocturnal behaviors and report back more later...

Work is the same, busy..I have not had a day off since we got here. ...now it is really hot and with these sandstorms...this one has lasted 7 days...days are getting all smeared into the same thing...sort of a sad groundhog day sort of thing...My escape is to come home to my cool wife and get stomped at Scrabble or catchup on the day...read...PT...I know its Friday by the menu at the dining facility.

I got this suit sewn at the tailor, it is gray. I picked it up this week, it fits , for now.

We talk about driving all over the place when we get back, rock climbing, camping, swimming, hiking, woods, weeds, rivers, Americans...food, groceries, clean things...blah blah...

It really is a luxury to share that twin bed with Rachel everyday.

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